It confidently states in the “official” Clipper Training Manual (At the moment I alternate between this, Sailing for Dummies, and Illustrated Rig Tuning…this last one might as well be written in Chinese as far as my understanding is is concerned), that we, as crew, all bring something other than sailing to the team. Well, yes anyone with medical training can become the boats medic, an engineer the boats engineer, anyone with maintenance experience can be a valuable bosun, sewing knowledge will automatically lend that person to the job as sailmaker, repairing the inevitable torn sails…. You get the picture. Having no particularly useful transferable skills I struggle to see quite what role I’m cut out for.
True, this morning I caught and successfully lambed a ewe who was having difficulty, her first lamb was “hanging” as in both front legs back and it’s head jammed in the cervix and rapidly swelling, the second lamb was coming tail first, in breech position. I’m good at that, there’s just not much call for it in the middle of an ocean. I then went on to dismantle most of the lambing pens, washing dirty buckets and storing them away for next year. I gave a tiny lamb a bath as his rear half was covered in blood and absolutely stunk. I thought he’d had his tail chewed off but once he was clean I could see he was passing very tarry and bloody poo. Well I don’t know what’s wrong with him but he’s drinking milk from a bottle quite happily so we’ll see. The other pets, (12 at the moment but it’s a floating population as some find new mums and others get brought in daily) are thriving and doing well, I will worry about them when I set off back down to Gosport for my Level 3 training on Tuesday, though I do know I leave them in good hands with Michael the shepherd.
So what skills do I possess? I’m good with horses – again not much good where I’m going. One crew needs to be in charge of Media, well I’m sure there will be others with experience who can do that job better than I could. Team coordinator? Oh well, admin, yes, compiling paperwork for arrival in ports for the yacht and for immigration, I dare say I could do that. Victualler? That’s shopping and provisioning the boat for each Leg, ensuring the meals are planned to meet the high nutritional and calorific demands of us crew (apparently we need 5,000 calories a day for energy while racing!). That seems a role with lots of responsibility … there’s no where to hide if the food runs out half way…and would everyone else really want fruit pastilles?
I suppose I don’t mind getting dirty, after all this morning I was quite happily working away with my leggings covered in cleansings and smelly and bloody lamb poo, (I’m not always welcome when I pop into the Co op on my way home), I can get my hands into narrow spaces too…so maybe the skipper will decide I’m very well qualified for cleaning the ‘heads’….that’s toilets to you and I!



